February 6, 2009

Scare Tacticians

Democrats: become them.

Think back to 2001, 2002, 2003, and 2004.  You remember, don’t you?  When you were bent over that chair for a few years?  Perhaps you’ve repressed it.  Anyway, it went like this. Republicans put forward something stupid and insane and likely illegal.  You said, nay, my friend, that shan’t fly in this, the greatest nation in the world.  And they said, fuck you, if you don’t help pass this, terrorists will rape you and then kill you, IN THAT GODDAMN ORDER.  Then you piddled yourself, put on a brave face, went on the teevee and beamed “bipartisanship.”

Do that again, just reverse the roles.  1. Republicans deserve it. 2. Facts are on your side.  This shit is actually scary.  7.7% unemployment, and when one factors in underemployment (the less-famed U6 rate) is 13.9%.  That’s scary.  Banks going down, also scary.  Foreclosures, mass layoffs, downright fucking boogeymen.  Compare this to a band of douches in caves, and you’ll see you have the moral high ground.

Scare away! And if you can get it terrifying enough so that Lindsey Graham sits down and shuts his stupid fucking mouth, all the better.

February 6, 2009

Republicans Abandon “Ideas”

My God, it’s almost too funny.

Way back after their electoral debacle, the Republicans congealed their collective woe around building The Center for Republican Renewal, a “think” tank designed to help Republicans fashion policy and “ideas.”  After apparently deciding that this was somewhere between “too hard” and “damn impossible,” they shut it down before it ever really started.

We’ve kinda seen this coming, what with the Republicans’ reliance on childish tantrums rather than bona fide policy options, but could anything more perfectly sum up the second half of the old adage that “Republicans can win elections but they can’t govern?”  Now that they can’t really do either, it’s time to settle in for a long stint in the wilderness, and back to their old policy agenda: obey Rush Limbaugh.

February 5, 2009

Dear Democrats

Please, for fuck’s sake, learn about messaging.

This one’s really simple.  Republicans actively tried to replace a government spending bill with nothing but tax cuts.  It’s shockingly stupid, I know this, you know this, but you’re still losing the argument.  It’s your fault you’re losing it.  You need to get on TV and scream as loudly as you can that Republicans would prefer their rich friends get tax cuts than the American people get jobs.  It’s that easy.

And follow Barack’s lead!  We tried their ideas.  Their ideas are stupid and have never worked.  Say this.  Yes, Americans should be smart enough to figure this out.  No, they aren’t.  This is where you come in.  Say it loud, say it proud.

Oh, and the next time I hear one of you idiot fucks say “tax cuts” without following it with “for the rich,” I swear to Christ…

February 4, 2009

Bad Flu Mojo

So the flu keeps a’rollin’, achy, back hurts from coughing so much, etc. Today was my first full day of work of the week, and I actually got a bit done, including one video which will be posted here if it gets final sign-off. As far as news, it seems a weak day, little going on except further epic failz of the Obama administration. But at least that cockmonkey Romney isn’t going to be picked for HHS. Whatever brain-dead assclowns who may have pitched Mittens for HHS (coughAMBINDERTUMULTYcough) should fall on his/her sword and spare us all their ignorant bullshit, forever.

February 2, 2009

The Rise (and possible fall) of Eric Cantor

Eric Cantor is undeniably a rising star in the GOP.  For those unaware of him, he is the representative from the 7th congressional district in Virginia, an area that starts in the western suburbs of Richmond and stretches northwest into the Shenandoah Valley.  He currently serves as the minority whip, and was talked about for speaker before Republicans lost control, a stunning achievement for a rep so young.  He’s the only Jewish Republican in the House, he’s young, attractive, and raises money like crazy.  If he’s not the one speaking for the GOP, he’s the one standing right behind Boehner.

And the more he’s on TV, the more he’s speaking for the Republicans, the weaker he will be in 2010.

Now that doesn’t mean I think he will lose.  Far from it, he’s in a very Republican district that hasn’t really known a Democrat in years, since 1971 in fact.  George Allen ruled the terrain. Cantor never received less than 63% of the vote.  He’s pretty much a lock, but that doesn’t mean he can’t be seriously taken on.

In a state that is becoming more and more accepting of Democrats, he stands out as being the farthest to the right, especially now that Goode is gone.  He was as staunch an ally of President Bush as one can be (98% if I remember correctly).  But his constituents largely don’t know him.  He’s a non-factor in his district, hosting lavish fundraisers anywhere but Virginia; Beverly Hills, Aspen, wherever the big money goes, he follows.  And he’s never had to campaign, outspending his latest challenger, Anita Hartke, $3.8 million to $58,000.  (His “spending” includes giving away most of the money he raised to at-risk Republicans through his EricPAC.) His 2006 challenger, Jim Nachman, spent even less.

It may be an uphill struggle, but the Democrats would be wise to go after him fiercely in 2010.  He’s largely been a cypher to his constituents, but as he’s stepped in to fill the GOP power vacuum, the sunlight is starting to hit him.  And many in the 7th district, maybe even slightly more than half, will not like what they see from their congressman.

(And it seems to have begun a little early.  Washington Post is reporting that he’s one of the targets of the DCCC’s radio ad campaign against Republicans for monolithically lining up against the stimulus.)

February 1, 2009

Thoughts on a Film: “The Man From Plains”

It may be that the filmmakers were trying to tell the story of a widely-recognized failure of an ex-president rehabilitating his reputation through humanitarian action and spending the twilight of his life in faith, friends, and family.  But then he came out with a book, and the story wrote itself, inevitably shifting to the whirlwind that followed his “controversial” book Palestine: Peace Not Apartheid.  I say “controversial” because it dared to speak ill of Israel’s policies.  Not Israel in general, not Jews, but Israel’s firmly instituted policies of treating Palestinians as second-class citizens, trapping them in a massive cage, and then wondering why anyone could possibly think ill of them.

It brings to mind for me how modern civilization almost constantly moves forward, toward a direction of greater rights, more acceptance, and generally more progress, and the best example for this is the United States, the history of which barely needs to be glanced at to see this obvious broadening.  Gay people can almost be married, and we have an African-American as president.

Then there are those who always stand in the way of such progress.  Their tactic is to lash out, often through building up their own strawmen and then using base attacks programmed to instill fear, while hiding their true intentions.  Racists in the 1950s built up their false ideas of “separate but equal” while trying to exploit the racial (not to mention sexist) fears of white women brutalized by sub-human black men.  The forces of history and hard work exposed and marginalized them and reason is winning.

The AIPAC squad, so perfectly personified by Alan Dershowitz, simply continues this tradition.  Their straw-man: that no one opposed to them decries Palestinian violence.  Carter did in his book, frequently, and so does every other Israel critic I’ve read.  But facts really don’t matter when you’re as intellectually bankrupt as the AIPAC squad and the hardcore Zionists.  What matters for them are racial attacks and lies. In the film Dershowitz plays this out in almost real-time.  He levels an assault at Carter that he won’t denounce Palestinian terrorism (which he does), then he goes to state that Hamas poses the same danger as Hitler, and then calls Palestinians “cockroaches,” which after catching himself on his own racism he backs down from and claims he was talking about Hamas.

Dershowitz’ main strategy is to share a stage with Carter.  This is the same plan as the Ann Coulters of the world. They must be present against their critics, not to debate them on any intellectual grounds but through ad hominem attacks, straw men, and general shrieking.  Carter was wise to ignore him and not engage because it’s impossible to win an engagement with a deranged person, and it would erroneously give the impression that there are two sides to the debate.  There are not, not two legitimate ones anyway. It’s the foreign policy equivalent of arguing with a two-year-old throwing a tantrum; no one wins and a tie goes to the loudest shrieker.

Unfortunately, as Israel grows more right-wing and Netanyahu resumes his rise to power, reason will take a back seat.  Racial fears will be exploited, and Israel will continue its supposedly sacred duty to subjugate its opponents and silence any criticism.  And I fear Obama will be largely useless in the constant struggle for basic human rights. Hopefully society will progress, clear heads will prevail, and the cycle of violence ceaselessly prolonged by Israel’s self-avowed exceptionalism will finally come to an end.

At least Jimmy Carter is out there, working to make that possible.  His death will come too soon, whenever it is.

January 30, 2009

John McDouchenozzle

So here’s my problem with John McCain.  He talks a good game, but when push comes to shove, he’s utterly fucking spineless.

Take the Rush Limbaugh freak-out.  Rush speaks, McCan’t kowtows.

In summation Obama sez Republicans can’t govern by following Rush’s advice (as demonstrably true as politics gets), Rush responds by HOPING THE PRESIDENT FAILS TO GUIDE THE COUNTRY PROPERLY, and McCain puts in his chips with the guy who HOPES THE PRESIDENT FAILS.  Well-played, sir, well-played.  Enjoy irrelevancy.

At least he hits on the problem (“Mr. Limbaugh is a voice of a significant portion of our conservative movement in America.”), albeit without being able to let its deeper meaning permeate his poor addled mind.

January 30, 2009

Open For Business

This blog is, again, open for business.

I have again found gainful employment, now working for Media Matters, that outfit Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, and Lou Dobbs love to whine about.  The heart of the conspiracy, I guess. I am finally getting my sea legs, have my edit system set up, and have just released my first video of many, many more to come.  You can see it below.

Begs the question obviously, why does Rush Limbaugh hate America?

So for some reason, this new employment and relative dearth of free time means I’ll be updating the blog more often than every four-six months.  We’ll see if that holds out.  Cross your fingers, sports fans!

July 27, 2008

testing 1 2

Hi! Just testing out blogging on my new Blackberry.

July 17, 2008

Does McCain have a Kanye problem?

Here’s my newest jam.